Blame my recent absence on the Chinese government. Or don't, so they don't come after me... and force feed me goose feet. Or scorpions on sticks. Or fried starfish. Or pig tongues. (All of which they eat.)
But seriously, as much as I wanted to blog during my stay in China (about their interesting menu entrees and aromatic toilets and the greatness of the Great Wall and such), I haven't been able to access my blog all week, thanks to their censorship-loving, blog-hating government. (They need to stop sippin' the haterade, man... peace and love.)
Sad.
But more about China later. Right now I'm a little preoccupied... considering
1. I'm currently sitting in a hair salon in Korea.
2. I now look like a Cabbage Patch kid, complete with straight-across-the-forehead, blunt-ass bangs. (November of junior year, anyone???) I SWEAR I didn't even ask for them. One minute, I was a regular person (with regular hair). The next minute, I was suddenly a Cabbage Patch kid. This is where my (lack of) Korean skills begin to bite me in the ass...
3. I start working at LG tomorrow. 9 - 6, every day for a month. This should be interesting...
For now, I'm going to go freak out some more about my newfound Cabbage Patch status.
5.23.2009
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